Comments on: Traumatized

By: kilax

kilax — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:27:06 +0000

Oh yuck! He must have had one hell of a workout.

Two of my coworkers go down to the gym and do this intense boot camp during lunch, look great, then DON’T EVEN SHOWER, and look great all day! How do they do it?

By: notsojenny

notsojenny — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:54:19 +0000

ahaha, sorry about the gym experience, that’s really awful!
but your story about being vomit-phobic reminds me of Will Ferrel in Semi-Pro… have you seen it? you should, if just for the reference : )

By: Cait

Cait — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:18:49 +0000

Oh no no no. I completely feel your pain – I’m a vom-phobe and … just, gross. No. I’m so sorry that happened.

By: Sarah Faherty

Sarah Faherty — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:15:40 +0000

Oh. dear. God. Gross. I mean, utterly gross. Phobia or no phobia. Disgusting. Poor you.
As for the full make up ladies, the elderly women in my gym even take a bath in full make up. I’m totally fascinated by them. Why doesn’t it come off when they sweat during their work out? Amazing.

By: Katie

Katie — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:47:25 +0000

Ew. Just.. gross.

Haha, I thought I was the only person who got grossed out by the equipment in the gym.. I do the weights last, and as soon as I get home I’m running to the bathroom to wash my hands.

Also, I HATE women who cover themselves with perfume before going to the gym. It’s not that I hate perfume or anything, but when I’m running on the treadmill, I don’t really want to be deep breathing perfume that you’ve sprayed on so heavy I can smell across the room. Ew.

By: steph anne

steph anne — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 07:06:06 +0000

I can’t stand the SMELL of vomit. I don’t know what I’m going to do when I have children. I already teased my husband that he’d have to clean the kids up if they throw up because I don’t think I could handle it!

By: Awmb

Awmb — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 05:39:50 +0000

Oh my god. That is so gross! I can’t believe that someone threw up after spin class. I’m proud of you for handling it like you did! Knowing me, I would’ve been like, “Oh no you di-in’t! It’s waaayyy too early for that.” Then I would have proceeded to either slap him, or just walk away shaking my head.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 04:46:31 +0000

Ooooh no! That is so awful! I’m so sorry you experienced that, especially know how must you detest it!! Oooh. But, seriously, you crack me up, the way you write. It wasn’t funny but your writing is hilarious! And you just have a way of telling a story that totally brings it to life.

By: Keenie Beanie

Keenie Beanie — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 04:23:51 +0000

That is a truly disturbing story. I cannot, cannot, cannot handle spew either. My strategy, if presented with someone involved in the act either in real life or film – and I’m not even kidding about this – is to close my eyes, stuff my fingers in my ears and hum Lenny Kravitz’ “Are you gonna go my way?” Yep – complete nutter. For a large part of my life, I would be overcome with a wave of nausea if I even read the dreaded v word. In fact, I’ve now got to breathe deeply and think of soft fluffy things for a little while.

By: Her

Her — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:34:17 +0000

Ew. Ew. Ew. I don’t think I could have stayed or kept my stomach settled!