Tag, I'm It…

My dearest LiLu tagged me in a little meme, and since I love her to pieces, than I figured I should DO IT, lest she come to California and hurt me.

Four people I hope are eaten by a rabid pack of Velociraptors – a type of dinosaur that should not to be confused with chiropractors unless they also happen to have cannibalistic tendencies:

• Everyone who drives in front of me on my commute home from work every day.
• Mary Murphy from “So You Think You Can Dance” because she renders the show unwatchable for me.
• Jon Gosselin, not because I love Kate, but because he’s a ridiculous person and I feel bad for his kids.
• A billion other people that I won’t mention because THEY MIGHT BE READING.  (Don’t worry!  It’s not YOU!  Or maybe…)

Four drinks I love:

• Coffee is my one true love.  Seriously.
• Diet Coke is a close second.
• Water, preferably mixed with Crystal Light.
• Orange juice—I seriously crave it sometimes.

Four favourite quotes:

• “Sometimes I wonder about my life.  I live a small life, small, but valuable.  And sometimes I wonder, do I do it because I like it, or because I haven’t been brave? So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book, when shouldn’t it be the other way around? I don’t really want an answer. I just want to send this cosmic question out into the void…” — Kathleen Kelly, “You’ve Got Mail”
• “Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.”
• This poem
• And this one

Five things to do before I die:

• Be published by someone other than myself on this little blog
• Visit Paris, London and Italy
• Sing karaoke…nope, never done it!
• Have a drink with every awesome blogger in the universe.
• Be a good runner, like, marathon material.  Writing that scares the hell out of me.

Five famous women I think are GORGEOUSLY HOT:

• Katherine Moennig, also known as Shane from the L-Word.
• Halle Berry.
• Laurel Holloman, also of the L-Word.
• Salma Hayek

I can’t pick just five to tag, so…if you wanna do it, DO IT!