Andrew magically procured a copy of Benjamin Button, and since I was feeling crappy last night, we curled up on the couch and watched it. If you don’t like spoilers or movies that weren’t necessarily obtained legally, than stop reading NOW.
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Me: “I’m really, really glad we aren’t paying for this.”
Andrew: “Oh, we are…”
Me: *looks confused*
Andrew: “WITH OUR TIME.”
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16,000 hours later because this movie is PAINFULLY LONG
Me: “Why does EVERY movie have to involve infidelity?! It’s so annoying!”
Andrew: “I think this is the one case when it’s acceptable.”
Me: “How?! Why is it EVER okay?”
Andrew: “If the father of your child who is aging backwards and is going to die wants to have sex with you, I’m totally OK with that.”
Me: “Ugh. I don’t like that. I don’t want you cheating with some alien *makes ET-like hand motion and alien noise*”
Andrew: “One of those things is much more likely. And you can totally cheat with someone who ages backwards.”
Me: “Well, you can’t!”
Andrew: “This is the dumbest conversation I’ve ever had.”
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